Michael Catalano and David 
Silberg present
REAL MEN: THE 
MUSICAL
Book, Music and Lyrics by Paul Louis and Nick 
Santa Maria
Musical Direction: Martin Landry
Arrangements: Manny 
Schvartzman
Costume Design: Ellis Tillman
Sound Design: M Florian Staab
Lighting Design: Patrick Tennant
Stage Manager: CJ Laroche
Featuring: 
Steven G. Anthony, Paul Louis, Nick Santa Maria
Press Representative: Joe 
Trentacosta Public Relations
New World Stages
340 
West 50th Street 
Through January 2, 2016
https://www.telecharge.com/Off-Broadway/Real-Men/Ticket
What a wonderful evening of song-filled vignettes, full of fun and 
frolic from three emasculated, middle-aged men. Their sentiments about 
relationships (with women, parents, children) are expressed openly in this 
musical they call real life. Their feelings are touching, but conflicted. In one 
song, one of the men questions why he said I Do, but closes with acknowledging 
he’s still in love. It’s the age old relationship challenge: can’t live with 
them, can’t live without them.
The premise is that all men are schmucks 
and expected to be “strong, responsible and lacking in emotion”. The three men 
are guided by The Book of More Men, which produces dozens of hilarious 
one-liners. Man # 3 visits his therapist who, through Susie the puppet, brings 
out his inner macho. His therapist recommends reading The Real Men Agenda, which 
teaches the 12 steps to happiness, including Be A Macho Man not a Macho Jerk, 
Appreciate your Woman, Be a Romantic, and Get in Touch with Your Sensitive Side. 
The final step is left unanswered because “it doesn’t matter since getting to 
the 12th step is all that matters.” With age comes wisdom.
Several 
vignettes use puppetry, which adds another dimension of hilarity, skillfully 
incorporated by the actors. Their woes cover the gamut of frustrations with 
family members, self esteem, infrequent sex, inability to relate to other males, 
etc, yet they return often to the refrain Men Are the Happier Gender”. 
Highlights include: Every Woman Loves a Douchebag, Married Man’s Lament (I used 
to have a penis!) and With My Wife.
It’s a cleverly written musical with 
laughs at every turn. The actors play wonderfully off each other and are a very 
talented trio, as well as gifted soloists. When they sing together, barbershop 
style, it is shear pleasure. Live music is performed by two musicians tucked in 
cubby holes off either side of the stage. Go see it before it ends.
- 
Gloria Talamas -